


You're One or the Other.
Monday, September 19, 2011 2:02:25 PM America/New_York
When it comes down to the existence of humanity there are two types of people in this world. These two people see life in a different perspective. One is not better than the other and here at Frat Toys discrimination gets a mollywhoppin. To simply put it. You are either a Green Man Suit, or a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat.
The Greenman is not afraid to get a wedgy. They are the life of the party and are the spirit of the room.
Giant Foam Cowboy hat-men want to show who is boss, want to also be the life of the party but take advantage of their big head to literally let people from far distances know who is the ‘winner, winner chicken dinner.’
Both types are loud and out of control. They are ridiculous in every way. But hey, who wants to look normal nowadays?
Here at Frat Toys we honor the people that spice up life. Whether you are a Greenman or a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat, you will sure be the BAMF of life.
Here is a cute cat video.
Who ya gonna call? Frat Toys!
Friday, September 16, 2011 1:18:04 PM America/New_York
As autumn roles in with cool air and leaf raking, there is no more fun times in sun shiny summer land! College kids are back to the books and all the other kids are working the 9-5. Fall brings back the daily grind which also means no play. Where is the fun while the season changes and the leaves turn brown? Luckily, Frat Toys works hard year-round to find and showcase the latest novelty items and toys.
For Fall 2011 Frat Toys has nominated the Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallow to be the hot pick item! These marshmallow treats are sure to keep your day going with a sweet kick of caffeine in every marshmallow. Peeps have nothing on these gourmet white blobs of joy.
We get a wide variety of customers that visit Frattoys.com but everyone knows and loves the cult classic ‘80s film Ghostbusters! So why not be a kid again and enjoy a sweet marshmallow treat.
Not only are these things freakin’ delicious, they also come in a neat little collector box. The marshmallow textured collector box is a great coffee table item for any movie buff. There is also secret recipe on the bottom of the box that will put your sweet tooth in a sugar coma of dessert ecstasy. Not kidding. Steve in the office licked a whole through his plate.
Fall does give us one thing to look forward to, Halloween and Thanksgiving. Dress up like Dr. Peter Venkman to the party and the Stay Puft Marshmallows you bring won’t be the only treat. You can even throw the marshmallows on top of your Aunt Betty’s sweet potato pie and the whole family will be quoting the infamous Ghostbusters movie.
Whatever you’re up to this fall don’t forget Frat Toys is on your side at recommending the best rare and unusual products. Like our motto goes, Frat Toys is the home of “Party Perfection!”
Quite Monkeying Around You Ape!
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:47:32 AM America/New_York
Not only is Frattoys your super store for all the party supplies you want but often we are the best place to find the things you don't know you need. Trust us when we say that the art of being a party animal is letting out your inner primate. If you really want to make your friends go ape then you should have one of these authentic Gorilla Masks.
Remember kids Halloween is right around the corner. This Gorrilla Mask is a sure fire way to make everyone at your next Halloween Party go bannanas. Seriously, people will be laughing so hard that they will be swinging from the trees.
This Halloween or anytime arm yourself with some Jello Shot Syringes, put on your Gorilla Mask, and head out with the confidence of an alpha-male.
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