When it comes down to the existence of humanity there are two types of people in this world. These two people see life in a different perspective. One is not better than the other and here at Frat Toys discrimination gets a mollywhoppin. To simply put it. You are either a Green Man Suit, or a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat.

The Greenman is not afraid to get a wedgy. They are the life of the party and are the spirit of the room.

Giant Foam Cowboy hat-men want to show who is boss, want to also be the life of the party but take advantage of their big head to literally let people from far distances know who is the ‘winner, winner chicken dinner.’

Both types are loud and out of control. They are ridiculous in every way. But hey, who wants to look normal nowadays?

Here at Frat Toys we honor the people that spice up life. Whether you are a Greenman or a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat, you will sure be the BAMF of life.

Here is a cute cat video.