When it comes down to the existence of humanity there are two types of people in this world. These two people see life in a different perspective. One is not better than the other and here at Frat Toys discrimination gets a mollywhoppin. To simply put it. You are either a Green Man Suit, or a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat.

The Greenman is not afraid to get a wedgy. They are the life of the party and are the spirit of the room.

Giant Foam Cowboy hat-men want to show who is boss, want to also be the life of the party but take advantage of their big head to literally let people from far distances know who is the ‘winner, winner chicken dinner.’

Both types are loud and out of control. They are ridiculous in every way. But hey, who wants to look normal nowadays?

Here at Frat Toys we honor the people that spice up life. Whether you are a Greenman or a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat, you will sure be the BAMF of life.

Here is a cute cat video.

There few things in this world that are guaranteed. We expect the sun to rise every morning, the moon to be there at night, and tides to raise up and receed. One thing that the world is beginning to expect almost as consistently as those awesome natural daily occurences is that Frattoys will have the next greatest party idea.

Frattoys is proud to realease the Giant Foam Cowboy Hat. Nothing says you are ready to party like a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat. Trust Me.

Last Friday was Johnny's Birthday. Like any self respecting member of the male species, when a friend has a special day like a birthday or a Friday we took him to where the ladies were. And where was that? A Cowboy Bar, of course. Every city has one and believe me they are teaming with beautiful women of every variety.

After we donned our classiest outfits and musked up with sex panther we each put on a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat and headed out to fulfill our destinies. The reactions where immediate and over-whelming. The female species in magnetically drawn to a man in a Giant Foam Cowboy Hat. Believe me when I tell you women can not resist a man with a giant...sense of humor.

That night the three of us had the women all over us. The girls wanted to be with us and the guys wanted to be us. With the Giant Foam Cowboy Hats combined with iresistable scent of sex panther one can imagine how much fun we had that night.